By J.B. Shurk
All News Pipeline
Kamala Harris is just the phone-in phony Americans need for serious times — not!
Of all the things that could be said about Kamala Harris’s unlikely rise to the office of “President” Joe-mentia’s deputy dimwit, perhaps the most striking is that she is just so uncomfortable in her own skin. I thought it was excruciating to listen to Hillary “Like with a cloth?” Clinton affect a Southern accent in front of certain black audiences when she was running for office (and destroying subpoenaed evidence). With Harris, though, a different accent emerges several times a week. Depending upon where she is and perhaps how much she’s had to drink, she twists her speech patterns into all manner of Frankensteinian phonemes loosely resembling urban slang, rural drawls, highbrow enunciation, lowbrow contraction, and even Spanish and French patois. She’s everything and nothing all at once.
Who swaps identities as if they were silk accoutrements and regurgitates hackneyed stereotypes on demand? Someone, I would suggest, who does not really trust her authentic self. Someone who is so insecure that she is willing to be anyone to anybody at any time. Whatever else such psychological flexibility reveals about Kamala Harris, hers is the exact opposite of a profile in courage. Moreover, her linguistic pandering proves that she knows how weak, ill prepared, and unlikable she really is. Who wants to vote for that?
I guess the human-vultures over at The View want to vote for that. Joy Behar, Whoopi Goldberg, and Ana Navarro look at Kween Kamala and don’t see the epitome of fake. They see the apotheosis of presidential prestige. I shake my head in confusion and disbelief, just as I do whenever I come across random teenage “influencers” with millions of “followers.” How is it that The View still has an audience? How is it that girlie man Harry Sisson is in a position to “influence” anybody? It doesn’t bother me that they want to vote for Kamala Harris. It bothers me that they seem to honestly believe that she is the smartest, most capable, most enlightened presidential nominee in American history. It’s as if they want to hand her the White House and throw in a Nobel Peace Prize just for showing up. (Didn’t we do this once already?)
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